elizabitchtaylor:

Les Inceptionables: I Dreamed a Dream (Within A Dream Within A Dream)

neondoto:

iammartinfreeman:

guys today at barnes & noble my friend and i were waiting to check out and this magazine was on display

i have been waiting for this picture my entire life

he’s holding fucking baguettes oh my god

Baraque au Bama

ohsopictures:

http://weheartit.com/entry/47789217 

the-vegan-muser:

and here we see the mating ritual of the white tourist

wibblywobblyspaceywacey:

accio-time-vortex:

The Doctor seems to have this problem a lot.

jackspersprite:

countfrankula:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

rise-rebel-make-a-fist-resist:

the3deathlyhallows:

Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

and

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

I shouldn’t be laughing at “woman Hitler” but I am XD

tastyrepulsorboots:

moves-like-hiddles:

#fool proof way to hide a boner

andieconda: #it’s not working I can still see Florida